"He knew that Ron and Hermione were more shocked than they were letting on, but the mere fact that they were still there on either side of him, speaking bracing words of comfort, not shrinking from him as though he were contaminated or dangerous, was worth more than he could ever tell them."

(Source: lilypottar, via sniffing)

mischief-in-221b:

gdirtydime19:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

I will always share this LOL

I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif

(Source: fiberstark, via kissiik)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(Source: collxxn, via perks-of-being-chinese)

potter-merlin:

petrichoriousparalian:

youfightthosefaries:

9 Problems with Women’s Clothing

And the worst part is that clothing companies do it because they know we’ll still buy their products.  But do we have much other choice?

and if you’re fat multiply these difficulties by 9000%

Amen. Also my bras cost 50 freaking dollars! I really don’t want to pay that much for some material to cover my breasts :/

(via joshpeck)

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK


The poses at the end kill me

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

The poses at the end kill me

(Source: visually-enjoyable, via tyleroakley)

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

(via hate)

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

(via hate)

Me Walking Into Class w/ Pizza John Shirt

  • Neighbor: So, Pizza?
  • Me: Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
  • Neighbor: Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
  • Me: Oh, no, not at all
  • Neighbor: oh, ok...
  • Me: No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
  • Neighbor: Yeah
  • Me: Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
  • Neighbor: ....ok

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

fatwink:

i need a guy to grab my butt right now

i would but things with high value usually have a ‘look but don’t touch’ policy

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: swizzthewizz, via sniffing)

(Source: princess, via hate)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan, via perks-of-being-chinese)

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via hate)

slowur:

sassy & bitchy

(Source: fymodernfamily, via sniffing)