dorkly:

harrypottergif:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM; July 30th, 1980

Happy Birthday, Neville! I hope you’re not thinking about how you were almost the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord. Because don’t think about that. Because it’s your birthday!

(via collegehumor)

minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

(via cumfort)

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; July 31, 2014
[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; July 31, 2014

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

amewesing:

This is so important

(Source: lizgillies, via mlaceye)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via sniffing)

hiptonized:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

(Source: unstartling, via perks-of-being-chinese)

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via sniffing)

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

(via hate)

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

(via sniffing)

fallontonight:

Jimmy takes a look at celebrity Netflix queues and tries to match the movie titles to their famous identities!

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

(via hate)

georgetakei:

In case you missed it:

These Star Trek memes are sure to make you Shatner yourself. #Ohmyy
See them all here. Trust me you’re gonna love’em all.