twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

This says a lot about people

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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

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sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

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I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

You are a sadist.

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