What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
(Source: collxxn, via perks-of-being-chinese)
i need a guy to grab my butt right now
i would but things with high value usually have a ‘look but don’t touch’ policy
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
(Source: mitchkaplan, via perks-of-being-chinese)